Bunny ears cactus (Opuntia microdasys)

Swamp Cacti: The Epic Game of WTF is he on and WTF gave it to him!? Part One - A Bunny Named Nola Pictures of cacti and succulents fill the screen as Phil narrates his philosophy of gardening and life. Suddenly a bunny ear cactus pops on screen, its arms extended, a very accurate portrait of the fleur de lis or a very painful picture of a demonic version of Mr. Hanky. PHIL: She came dressed as a fleur de lis, so naturally I had to call her Nola. Within her first month five feet below sea level in between swamp and gulf, Nola has gained twice her volume of fluid, and her cell walls are beginning to burst. Also in that same timeframe Nola was treated for fungal infection. What will happen to Nola? Will she go on a diet or become hust another Sippa? Will the stooge who bought her realize that desert to swamp was not such a good idea after all? But the most important question will be revealed in our next episode: Will the stooge growing desert plants in a swamp please come to the creditor’s office?